Haha, haha, haha!

Been down with flu past few days. And the home net router’s been down too. So that explains the lack of updates. Still a lot of stories to share, as per usual. Rest assured ladies and gentlemen.

The instructions were spot on.

At the Balik Pulau township, turn left and keep driving until you see a huge building that’s totally out of its place. Turn right, go between the 2 fake palm trees then an immediate left. The small road goes around a school. Keep driving until you see a yellow sign with 4 big bold red chinese characters. This is where you leave the paved roads and go into a jungle-like trail that leads uphill.

While waiting for our turn, we burnt 18 joss sticks each. 3 here and there, then 2 for the “Floor-God” then 1 for each “face” of the “4-Faced-God”. Then we kill some more time by wandering around the orchard-like surroundings.

Then it was my 2nd time getting my life “seen” at the same place. I actually came a week earlier but only managed to “see” the apprentice as the master wasn’t in. After feeding him the usual name, birth date & home address, he opened…

“Haha, haha, haha! You actually not bad all! Ear big enough, nose big enough – like’s Jackie Chan’s! Good life, good future! Hard worker, intelligent and easy to mingle with people. So do you have any question?”

Aiseh. Ya, ya I got very interesting question. When can get a good girlfriend?

“No problem my son. Girls all ready around you. No need to complain so much. This not good, that not good. Not nice to keep acting like this. Just accept… Haha, haha, haha.”

Haha, haha you head! Be it master of apprentice, both also end with exact same line.

Contradicting to popular belief, I’m not choosy at all!

Verdict: NOT ACCURATE.