This post is a long overdue. Thanks to Pongs who diligently commented in the previous post. Anyway..here goes…
1. You are walking in to a forest. You see an animal. What is it?
If you happen to be able to grow fur, scale, shell or tail one day. This is the kind of animal you’d want to be. Otherwise, it simply means how you want others to see you as. I answered monkey – yah… so I wanna be able to have 2 hands and 2 legs, and able to multi-task. Eg. Wrapped to a coconut tree with both my legs, plucking them with my arms and scratching my head with my tail. How impressive…
2. As you venture deeper, you see another animal. What is it this time?
This is probably what you really are. I’m a dog. I have 4 legs and no hands. I bark all night long so my owner can’t sleep. When he’s off to work, I sleep all day long. But not before I piss. Sometimes i shoot at the car tires, sometimes on his shoes. See my mood how.
3. Then you will reach a crossroad. One route leads to a hut. The other leads to a palace. Which route will you take?
Hut, if you’re contented with whatever you have. Palace if you’re not, and looking for more in life. I picked palace. I’d like to believe I’m ambitious, goal-oriented and probably greedy?? too? But whenever I’m a hungry… Pizza Hut, NO PROBLEM.
4. Having passed the hut/palace, you see another hut some distance away. There are smokes coming out of it. What do you think is happening?
Tarzan and Jane having a BBQ party with some of their animal friends. If you’re like me and answered cooking, campfire or whatever “positive” activity that produces smoke then you approach life and people around you positively. If you say it’s on fire… you are a more cautious and less-open kinda person. So hor… I wanna add to own analytical points to my answer. I think I’m open and positive to both gender, humans or animals.
5. You follow your route and you see a vase right in front of you. Please describe the vase and the flowers (if any) in it.
Pearl white. Voluptuously shaped. With a bright yellow sunflower in it. I just described what I want my other half to be like. Sunflower… bright, big-eyes, cheerful, openness?
6. As you venture deeper, you see the exact same vase again. But its shattered. What do you think happened to it?
A monkey came and purposely knocked it down. So apparently hor, some monkey ruined my most memorable relationship for me.
7. What do you do next? The broken pieces are in the middle of he route but the route is quite wide.
Sidestep through the broken vase pieces, try to avoid them completely. Substitute “broken vase pieces” with “most memorable relationship” and you’ll get what your answer means. My grandma said she’ll sweep up the pieces so other unsuspecting travelers won’t step on it.
8. Then you come a crystal clear river -cool water flowing peacefully. What do you do next?
This is how you approach sex before marriage. So for me, I will have sex with both my feet without socks and shoes.
9. As you exit the thick forest, what is the first thing you see?
Penang’s tallest building, the KOMTAR – in an open field. This answer symbolizes what you will want ultimately in life. Hmmmph ..shrug!! as if I really wanna become the Chief Minister of Penang and let my citizens eat grass.
Not accurate at all. And that’s exactly how you should take this test as k? Entertaining junk.
