A tree trying to reach for the stars.
… that I still can remember my blog password even after neglecting it for past few day, weeks, whatever. Point is, only for a short while. During the hiatus, I have nothing positive to write. Would it be bad feng shui to immortalise bad stuff forever and ever on a blog, no?
So, in case, and in place of foreseen lack of updates, Merry Christmas, and Gong Xi Fa Cai to u folks.
A friend from Kampung Gua Ulu Bengkulu was in town recently. So I took him to few eating spots to show what Penang food is all about. Because back in his hometown, they only get to eat mushroom and chew sugar canes.
Right after the airport, we went to a roadside mamak to eat nasi lemak ikan bilis. When he opened it,
“HUWA!~!~! Got curry, egg and vege! Yum yum!”
I was surprised by his excitement. He really really orang hutan style. Nevermind, I controled my laughter and planned to surprise them even further the next day.
The next day, at a hawker center, I ordered fish head curry meals for the 2 of us,
“HUWA!~!~! Got curry, egg and vege! Just like nasi lemak but everything is bigger and fresher! Yum yum!”
Eat with him really tension gila. Simply shout like crazy man.
But on the final day, I brought him to KFC restaurant and ordered him a dinner plate. But this time, he didn’t shout “HUWA!~!~!” but instead,
“KFC-WA!~!~! Got potato, bread and vege!”
I asked why and he said,
“No fish why need to say HU”
HUWA!~!~! This post really lame huh..
…, Cow, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig.
Can you say all these in Hokkien without the “numbers” in under 10 seconds?
I took a pack of gums from the coffee shop, and paid the man RM1. He looked at me and in the nicest tone, asked me if I knew the price. I took a second look at the revolving plastic display – RM1.20, Oh!. He just chuckled while I topped up the amount. I thought the way he asked was ingenious. Somehow telling but not telling… thus reminding me of these puzzles…
1. What do the dead eat, that the living will die if they eat it too?
ANSWER: Nothing.
2. I can be of any color you imagine. You see me in everyday life. Look around now, you will see me. What am I?
ANSWER: Paint.
3. How is it possible that a person born right outside your house (assuming that you live in Malaysia), whose parents were also born in the exact same place, is not born a Malaysian citizen?
ANSWER: 1) All of them born before Malaysia declared independence. Eg. Year 1900. 2) Animals…
Me. Most of my days’ been spent troubleshooting an irritating problem at work. Still no solution in sight yet but the attack’s getting worse and worse by the day. So for the time being, totally no motivation to sit and blog. Dunno until when…
